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美爆了 对吧 Amazing, right?
地产经纪人丨杰西卡·黄
我给我们共同投资的房子打印了新传单 I printed up new flyers for our investment property.
我看不到我的节目啊
我和哈妮今天终于敲定了房子最后的装修 Honey and I signing off on the final house renovation today.
谢谢你借钱给我们 Thanks to the money you gave us.
我们是无名合伙人
所以你能不能...
我给大家买了万圣节服装 I bought our Halloween costumes!
《天龙特工队》里的怪头造型哦 It's B.A. Baracus from "The A-Team."
T先生啊 Mr. T.
那个黑人啊 The black guy.
噢 你直接这么说不就行了 Oh. Well, you could just say that, then.
而你可以打扮成 And you can be...
-T先生的太太 -什么鬼 - Mrs. T. - What the heck is that?
是莫霍克发型 It's a bow-hawk.
不如先看看效果 Why don't we see what it looks...
不要 大胆刁民 万圣节我从来不打扮的 No. Don't you dare. I never dress up for Halloween.
为什么今年要穿 Why would this year be any different?
因为这是我们来到乡下的第一年啊 Because it's our first one in the suburbs.
难道你就不想尝试一下唯一一件 Don't you want to experience the one thing
白人比我们做得好的事情吗 white peop do better than us?
打扮起来 然后大咧咧地去乞讨糖果吗 Begging for candy in a disguise to hide your shame?
不 还是算了吧 No, thank you.
我觉得你得看下真人效果 I think you just need to see this bad boy in action.
天啊 完全抵抗不了 Man, I wouldn't fight me.
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初来乍到 第二季 第五集
趣味硬糖
混合糖果
健康食品
未知
巧克力
我们从匹克威克路开始 We start on Pickwick Road.
这条路上的人总是会给硬糖和趣味糖 Those houses always come strong with jawbreakers and fun dip.
之后我们就出发去森林大道的 Then, we're on to the chocolate factory
巧克力工厂 of Forest Avenue.
全天候供应的银河巧克力啊 All-day milky way.
翻译 Jophy邦尼好爱你
我等不及了 I can't wait.
那天晚上我要沦陷在糖果堆里 I want to be knee-deep in candy by the end of the night.
说真的 我就要那样 I mean, like, for real... that's what I want.
你们家在华盛顿的时候会庆祝万圣节吗 Didn't your family celebrate Halloween in D.C.?
翻译 Peach邦尼好爱你
会啊 不过在唐人街过万圣节有点不同 Yeah, but it was a little different in Chinatown.
不给糖就捣乱 Trick-or-treat!
翻译 邦尼熏疼自己
一星期之后我在她的楼梯口看到我们的篮子 I saw our bucket on her fire escape a week later.
她拿去种芦荟了 She planted aloe vera in it.
校对 Mark邦尼好爱你
说说服装吧 Let's talk costumes.
既然我们是一队的 Since there's a group of us,
我觉得我们明显应该扮成 I think it's pretty obvious who we should dress as...
时轴 考试狗邦尼
史上最厉害的超级团队 the greatest supergroup of all time.
漂泊合唱团 The traveling Wilburys.
-不 -什么人 - Nope. - Who?
那是K.D.朗吗 Is that K.D. Lang?
那是K.D. "Is that K.D."...
大家听好了 guys!
这是鲍勃·迪伦 乔治·哈里森 汤姆·佩蒂 罗伊·奥比森 Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison,
还有杰夫·林恩 Jeff freakin' Lynne!
他们有五个人 我们也是五个人 我们不能错过 I mean, there's five of them and five of us. It can't miss.
压制 yummy邦尼也爱你
是啊 Yeah...
我会打扮成我自己想要的造型 I'm pretty sure I'm gonna do my own thing for Halloween.
总监 我就是邦尼
你的造型源自一张销量三百万的白金唱片吗 Oh. And is your thing a triple-platinum record?
因为漂泊合唱团的唱片就是 Because the Wilburys already did that.
不 我要打扮成数字地下乐队的Humpty Hump[指格雷戈里·雅各布，美国音乐家与说唱歌手] Nah! I'm going as Humpty Hump from the digital underground.
好吧 Okay.
我超爱汉堡王的洗手间 I love Burger King bathrooms!
你跟伙计们干得太棒了 杰里 You and your guys did such a good job, Jerry.
我们花了大把的钱翻新 We spent a lot of money on this renovation,
但真的很值得 but it was worth it...
特别是卧室的天花吊扇 especially the ceiling fan in the bedroom.
我必须再一次承认 那吊扇我选得太对了 I will admit, once again, how right I was about that.
我也建议你在登记这房子之前 I also suggest spraying for termites
先做防白蚁喷漆 before you list the house.
我推荐这个人 This is the guy I'd recommend.
好吧 白蚁 Right, okay. "Termites."
我不会再花钱去做喷漆 I'm not spending more money
就为了赶走吃木头的奇妙虫子 to spray for magical bugs that eat wood.
我向你保证 白蚁真的是 I assure you, termites are r...
好像有白蚁钻进了你的名片 looks like some termites just got into your business card.
你递回来就好了啊 You could've just handed that back.
好吧 我想你剩下的工作 All right, then, I guess the only thing left
就只有签收竣工文件了 is for you to sign off on the final paperwork.
我去把文件从我的 Let me just go get it from my...
卡车里拿出来 Truck.
去拿啊 Well, get it.
我现在拿不了 I can't right now.
对面的那几个青少年 Teen boys... across the street.
走路姿势不错啊 Nice walk!
喂 喂 脖子好靓啊 Hey! Hey! Nice neck!
青少年聚在一起有一种奇效 There's just something about a group of teen boys.
他们能准确地捕捉你的弱点 They can target your exact insecurities
并且在你防守最薄弱的时候攻击你 and attack you where you're most vulnerable.
你是在担心你的发际线吗 You're worried about your hairline.
不用担心 大多数女性并没有你想的那么在意 Don't worry. Most women don't care as much as you think.
你为什么要这么说 Why would you say that?
真是疯了 This is crazy.
一群坐着的男孩有什么好怕的 There's nothing scary about a group of sitting boys.
我自己去拿文件 I'll go get the paperwork myself.
喂 Hey.
裤子不错哦 Nice pants!
喂 Hey!
给老娘闭嘴 Shut your mouth!
没人在乎你们说的东西 Nobody cares what you have to say!
就要这么彪 That's how you do it.
或许我没有满头黑发 Look, I may not have a full head of hair,
但我有满箱的汽油 but I got a full tank of gas,
我想带你去我叔叔的酒吧 and I'd love to take you to my Uncle's bar.
额的神啊 Oh.
埃默里 埃文 快出来帮忙 Emery, Evan, need a hand, please.
就这么练你的二头肌 路易斯 That's how you blast your biceps, Louis.
真实世界的力量 Real-world strength.
老爸 你做了什么 Dad? What did you do?
我让世界变成了我的健身房 I made the world my gym.
不是 你为什么要买这些万圣节的东西 No. Why'd you buy all this Halloween stuff?
我们生活在死亡街区 We live on a dead street.
死亡街区 Dead street?
噢 听起来好怕怕 Ooh! Sounds scary.
不 死亡 No, dead...
是比喻我们巷子里没人玩“不给糖就捣蛋” like no one trick-or-treats in our cul-de-sac.
所有的活动都在两条街外的高地大道进行 All the action is two blocks over, on Highland Avenue.
你们怎么知道的 How do you know this?
居委会说的 The homeowners association.
我们今晚开会讨论 We're meeting tonight to discuss how early
我们该多早熄掉门廊的灯 we should all turn off our porch lights
然后再过去 and head over.
他们要在年度乡村最佳节日的时候 They're just gonna abandon our street?
抛弃我们的街区吗 On the best suburban holiday of the year?
自从我们搬出城市 I've been looking forward
我就一直期待着万圣节了 to this ever since we moved out of the city.
喂 Hey!
谁想要整夜不停收糖果啊 Who wants candy all night!?
摇滚万岁 Rock 'n' roll!
我要在居委会上发表讲话 I need to speak at the homeowners meeting.
埃文 把我排上议程 Evan, put me on the agenda.
哪天 The day of?
我尽力而为咯 I'll try my best.
看来下周我们终于能登记这栋房子了 Looks like we can finally list the house next week.
装修得真漂亮 哈妮 The decor looks beautiful, Honey.
谢谢 Thank you!
一碗假水果是居家装扮之神器 Nothing brightens up a home like a bowl of fake fruit.
我在香蕉上贴了金吉达标志 I put a chiquita sticker on the banana
金吉达是一家美国公司，以销售高品质香蕉闻名
让它看起来像是真的 to help sell the illusion.
厉害 Nice.
这是什么 Oh, what's that?
有人在我的车子上画了什么 Somebody drew something in the dust on my car.
是一艘火箭飞船 It's a rocket ship.
这个房屋要出售了 Somebody is excited
有人很激动啊 this neighborhood is about to take off.
我觉得不是火箭 I don't in that's a rocket.
当然是了 火箭从两团白云里冲了出来 Of course it is. It's blasting out of two smoke clouds.
我很肯定 Yeah, I'm pretty sure
这画更像是 that drawing is something much more...
生殖器 genital.
什么 不可能 这是火箭飞船 What?! No way! It's a rocket ship!
那顶端还在喷射燃料呢 It's clearly squirting fuel out of the top of...
你知道吗 我看出来了 我现在看明白了 You know what? I see it. I see it now.
-嗯哼 -喂 - Mm-hmm. - Hey!
车子不错哦 Nice car!
是时候反击了 Time for some smacks.
杰西卡 不 不要 Oh! Jessica! No, no, no, no, no!
你不能那么做 You can't do that!
就得这样 哈妮 This is happening, honey.
不能这样 This is not happening!
嘿 嘿 回来 Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
不要 把鞋子给我 No! Give me that shoe!
你在做什么 Aaaah! What are you doing?!
好了 Okay!
-我没事 -好的 - I'm okay. - Okay.
-我没事 我只不过 -好的 - I'm okay. I just... - Okay.
我只不过要找下我的胡椒水 I just need to find my pepper spray!
杰西卡 冷静点 Jessica, stand down!
冷静点 Stand down!
我要把胡椒水喷进你们的眼珠子里 I'm gonna get pepper in your eyes!
不 不要 No, you're not!
住手 不要 不要 Stop it! No, no, no! No!
把薄荷糖撒在你们脸上 Tic tacs to the face!
薄荷糖撒在你们脸上 Tic tacs in your face!
好了 好了 好了 We're done. We're done, we're done, we're done.
没事了 好了 All right. Okay.
脾气不错哟 Nice temper!
嘿 等万圣节晚上再瞧瞧吧 Hey, just wait till Halloween night,
我们要拿鸡蛋砸你的房子 when we egg your house!
对了 顺便问一句 你喜欢蛋蛋 Yeah, how do you like your eggs, by the way...
掉下来吗 thrown?
绕边走啊 Go around!
你要我们逮捕一群计划在 You'd like us to arrest a group of teenage boys
万圣节往你房子扔鸡蛋的青少年吗 who plan to egg your investment property on Halloween?
没错 我愿意付钱让他们受到最大限度的惩罚 Correct. I am willing to pay for the maximum punishment, please.
法律不是这样的 That's not how the law works.
那还要警察干嘛啊 This police force is worthless!
拜托 这是万圣节啊 Oh, come on. It's Halloween!
孩子们每年都会玩些愚蠢的恶作剧 Kids play silly pranks every year.
布莱森警官在吗 Is Officer Bryson here?
他是我们家的朋友 他会严肃处理此事的 He's a family friend, and he'll take this seriously.
布莱森 Bryson.
我的弓箭来了吗 Did my bow staff arrive?
噢 你好啊 杰西卡 Oh. Hey, Jessica.
万圣节要来了 兴奋吗 You psyched for Halloween?
他们将我从下水道释放了出来 They let me out of the sewers.
正如所料 So, as predicted,
我们的社区花园被松鼠侵占掠夺 our community garden was ransacked by squirrels.
我强烈要求我们实施 I urge us to replant with the defensive countermeasures
我第一次提议的对策 改种植物 I suggested the first time.
用猫头鹰吗 An owl?
是的 迪雅卓 猫头鹰 Yes, Deidre... an owl.
它们冷酷又精确 警觉又聪明 They are ruthless and precise, vigilant and wise,
是自然界里最高级的 mother nature's top...
女士们 女士们 拜托 Ladies, ladies, please.
我们来说点别的吧 Let's move on to new business.
我知道这很出乎意料 但我很乐意向你们介绍 I know this is unexpected, but I'd like to introduce
一个不在议程表里的发言人 a speaker who's not on the agenda...
我的爸爸 my dad.
这是走后门 Nepotism!
取消爱丽丝的发言资格 Strike Alice's comment from the record.
爸爸 舞台交给你了 Dad, the floor is yours.
额 谢谢你 Uh, thank you.
额 我本来准备好长篇大论的 Um... I, uh, had a big speech prepared,
但由于这是关于万圣节的 我还是直接说了吧 but since it's about Halloween, I'd rather speak from the heart.
我发现高地大道 Now, I realize Highland Avenue
是这片区域的黄金地带 is the gold standard in the area.
但我相信我们应该改变我们 But I believe that we should reject our past image
死亡街区的旧形象 as a dead street
打造一个属于我们的万圣节 and build a Halloween destination of our own.
一半住在高地大道里的人 Half the people who live on Highland Avenue
都是迪士尼的幻想工程师 are Disney imagineers.
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万圣节就是他们的超级碗 Halloween is their super bowl.
超级碗是美国橄榄球联盟冠军赛
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唔 Mm-hmm.
没错 Right.
听着 万圣节并不是一帮幻想工程师 Look, Halloween isn't about a bunch of imagineers
花很多钱打造出来的节日 spending a ton of money.
不是这样的 No.
这是一年当中 你能够忘记自己是谁 It's about the one day a year when you can lose yourself
然后 然后拥有一个全新身份的唯一一天 a-a-a-a-and... and create a whole new identity.
用这个机会 It's a chance to forget
我们可以忘记我们是 that we're a lower-middle-class neighborhood
活在奥兰多机场航线之下的下等中产阶级 living under the flight path of the Orlando airport
然后去骗其他人 and trick people...
骗他们 Trick people...
让他们以为我们是可怕的上等中产阶级 into thinking we're a scary, upper-middle-class neighborhood
然后他们会想来拜访我们 找我们拿糖 that people would want to visit and get candy from!
女士们 如果我们这么做了 他们就会来的 Ladies, if we build it, they will come!
噢 Ohhh!
如果我们做了 If we build it...
他们一定会来的 They will most definitely come.
最后几句话是《梦幻成真》里的吗 Did you get that last part from "Field of Dreams"?
史上最棒的万圣节电影 Greatest Halloween movie ever.
那电影是讲棒球运动员的诶 That movie is about baseball players.
棒球运动员的鬼故事 Ghost baseball players.
恩 Hmm.
允许你这么说 I'll allow it.
嘿 你们的午餐呢 Hey. Where's your lunch?
在万圣夜到来之前我们不吃东西 We're not eating before Halloween tonight.
我们的糖果袋没有那么大 Our candy bags aren't that big,
所以我们要在身体里留个袋子来装糖 so we're making extra room in our internal candy bags.
我还记得当年去玩“不给糖就捣乱”的感觉 I remember what it was like to go trick-or-treating.
-你现在不玩了吗 -不 - You don't trick-or-treat? - No.
也许我是被留级了一年 I might've been held back a year,
但我的朋友们现在都上高中了 but my friends are in high school now.
我们打算在公园里玩 We're gonna spend Halloween hanging in the park
看看有没有人请我们喝酒 and seeing if anyone can buy us booze.
她好酷啊 She's so cool!
我打赌她喝济马（一种水果调酒） I bet she drinks zima.
我以为我们要穿好服装来学校的 I thought we were coming to school in our costumes.
你们该有人阻止我的 Somebody shoulda stopped me!
好了 All right, people.
在第一波小孩到来之前 我们还有五个小时 We got five hours before the first toddler wave hits.
我们能做到的 快快快 We can do this! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
噢呀 好可怕的蜘蛛啊 兄弟 Oh, yikes! Terrifying spider, buddy.
谢了 Thanks!
你知道吗 这让我想起了离婚之前 You know, it reminds me of the web of lies
我向我前妻撒的一大堆谎 I told my ex-wife before the divorce.
真可爱啊 That guy.
你好呀 无礼的男孩们 Hello, disrespectful boys.
我刚把这附近每一家店所有的鸡蛋都买下来了 I just bought all the eggs from every store in the neighborhood,
所以除非你们认识一只仿生鸡 不然就没戏了 so unless you're friends with a bionic chicken, it's over.
你以为我们会扔新鲜的鸡蛋吗 You think we throw fresh eggs?
我们几个星期之前就买好了 We bought our supply weeks ago.
它们现在都腐烂了 They're nice and rotten by now.
那你们为什么还在这里 Then what are you even here for?!
买新斯波林（一种止痛药） Neosporin.
乔迪在捡滑板的时候擦伤了膝盖 Jordy scraped his knee picking up his skateboard.
万一感染了可不是闹着玩的 Infections are no joke.
你们没玩过那些滑板的吗 Don't you ever ride those skateboards?
好问题 Nice question!
埃迪 你的服装呢 Eddie, where's your costume?
罗斯·佩罗 Ross Perot.
我是Humpty Hump 你知道吗 I'm Humpty Hump. You know?
数字地下乐队里的Shock G的另一个形象 Shock g's alter ego from the digital underground?
额好吧 Yyyes.
你看到你弟弟了吗 Have you seen your brothers?
噢 Oh!
噢 联合快递送来的绵羊啊 Ooh! U.P.S. Delivery lamb.
真好看 埃默里 Nice costume, Emery.
你也是 埃文 一个懒散的守门员 You too, Evan... A lazy goalie.
肯定会让队友害怕的 Scary... for your teammates.
我们明显是《沉默的羔羊》啊 We're obviously "Silence of the Lambs."
早知道他不会懂了 We knew he wouldn't get it.
我们讨论过的 记得吗 We talked about that. Remember?
快点各位 我们要走了 Come on, everybody! We're leaving!
什么 妈咪 现在是糖果时间 Word, mommy! It's candy time!
不 我们都得去投资的房子那里 No. We all need to go to the investment property.
什么 What?!
-不要 -才不要 - No way! - No way!
嘿 埃迪 Hey, Eddie.
哇噢 还有一个忍者 特伦特 Uh-oh. We g another ninja, Trent.
看谁穿得好看些 Who wore it best?
我没穿万圣节服装 I'm not wearing a costume.
准备好了吗 埃迪 Ready to go, Eddie?
去吧 埃迪 Go ahead, Eddie.
万圣节和朋友玩开心点 Have a great Halloween with your friends.
真棒 Yes!
-把你弟弟带上 -不要啊 - And take your brothers with you. - Awwwwww!
-耶 -耶 - Yay! - Yay!
快去吧 把守门员送出去 Go on. Deliver that goalie.
快去吧 There you go.
路易斯 你在干嘛 Louis, what are you doing?
我们必须得去房子那里 We have to go to the investment property.
它要被攻击了 It's about to be attacked.
被攻击 被谁啊 Attacked? By who?
一堆青少年要朝它扔鸡蛋 A group of teen boys are going to egg it.
噢 没事的 Oh, that's no big deal.
只是一些万圣夜的无聊把戏 That's just some fright night tomfoolery.
你想被埋住然后闷死吗 Do you want to be buried and dead?
因为如果我要再修那栋刚弄好的房子 Because that's what we'll be
那就是我们的下场 if I have to repair a house that I just fixed up!
那只是愚蠢的恶作剧 It's just a silly prank.
不管他们今晚做了什么 Whatever those teenagers do tonight,
我们明天都会收拾干净的 we'll clean up tomorrow.
这就是我讨厌万圣节的原因 This is why I hate Halloween.
人们用这个当借口做坏事 People use it as an excuse for bad behavior.
你知道吗 无所谓 我就 You know what? Fine. I'll just...
我自己去守护那栋房子 I'll go defend the house myself.
噢 拜托 Oh, come o...
杰西卡 Jessi...
礼拜一 对不对
-不给糖就捣乱 -不给糖就捣乱 - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!
沃尔多哪去了 额 我的糖果呢 Where's Waldo? Uh, where's my candy?
在这呢 Right here!
噢噢 Ooh. Ooh.
#地亚哥圣弗朗西斯科在哪里# # Where in the world is Diego San Francisco? #
应该是“卡门·圣地亚哥” （美国动画片《神偷卡门》的主角） It's "Carmen San Diego."
什么 What is?
都已经好几个小时了 It's been a couple of hours.
也许他们不会来了 Maybe they're not coming.
噢 他们会来的 我能感受得到 Oh, they're coming. I can feel it.
你不觉得很难为情吗 Aren't you embarrassed?
一个成年女性居然打扮成一只猪 A grown woman dressed as a pig?
我是猪猪小姐[经典卡通《木偶》中最受欢迎的角色] I'm Miss Piggy.
科密特的女朋友啊 Kermit's girlfriend?
猪才不约会 Pigs don't date.
猪是人吃的 价格也实惠 Pigs feed a crowd at a reasonable price.
你们好啊 青蛙科密特在此 Hi-ho! Kermit the frog here!
噢 看啊 Oh, look at that!
噢 虽然你老公打扮得和只蜥蜴一样 Oh, even though your husband is dressed like a lizard,
他还是来帮我们了 he came to help us.
噢 其实他是来接我的 Oh, he's actually here to pick me up.
我们要去米勒家参加一个派对 We're going to a party at the Millers'.
几个月我们就说了会去的 我很抱歉 We RSVP'd months ago. I'm sorry.
亲爱的 我们投了钱在这房子上 你不在乎吗 Honey, we invested money in this house! Don't you care?
我当然在乎啊 I do care!
只是 这是万圣节啊 It's just... It's Halloween.
我很抱歉 请不要生我气 I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me.
我仍然非常爱你 I still love you a lot.
我要去亲亲那只青蛙 I'm gonna kiss that frog!
我要亲亲那只猪 I'm gonna kiss that pig!
亲亲她的猪鼻子吧 Kiss her on her little snout.
如果这就是他们保持婚姻幸福的方法 If that's how they keep their marriage fresh,
我看还是算了吧 no, thank you.
噢 别坐在我的班卓琴上 Oh! Don't sit on my banjo.
哈 我不会的 Ha! I would never.
太棒了 This is great.
好无聊啊 This is so dope.
我还有至少六包装糖的袋子呢 I have at least six full-size candy bars in here.
为什么我总是得到小盒的葡萄干呢 How come I keep getting stuck with mini boxes of raisins?
也许人们想让你恢复健康 Maybe people want to nurse you back to health
因为你是个晕船的流氓 'cause you're a seasick gangster.
真的吗 你怎么不知道我是谁啊 Seriously? How do you not know who I am?
我知道你是谁 小绿人冈比 I know who you are... Jazz Gumby.
孩子们 快上车 我们得去帮你们妈妈 Boys, get in the car. We need to go help your mother.
但是我们还在玩“不给糖就捣乱” But we're still trick-or-treating!
我想让糖果堆到膝盖那么高 I want to be up to my knees in candy.
现在都还没到我的脚踝呢 I'm not even up to my ankles yet.
听我说 Listen to me.
有两种万圣节 There are two sides to Halloween.
一种是可爱的服装和糖果 One is filled with cute costumes and candy,
而另一种则是充满了混乱和伤害 and the other is built on chaos and mayhem.
好吧 Okay.
谁想来制造点伤害 Who's interested in some mayhem?
好吧 Okay.
杰西卡 你可以的 Jessica, you can do this.
在万圣节这一天 一切都是公平的 All is fair on Halloween.
我可以朝他们的脸甩一棍子 I could do a high stick to the face.
我能接住鸡蛋 把它们打下去 I catch the egg, I hose them down.
我能接住鸡蛋 I catch the egg.
他们来了 This is it.
是我的家人 My family!
他们来了 They came!
妈妈 我们来了 我们是来拯救你的 Mom! We're here! We're gonna save you!
太早开车门了 戴夫 Little early with the door, Dave!
你们来这干嘛呀 What are you all doing here?
额 我们想帮你对付那帮小屁孩 Well, we planned to help you fight off those teen boys,
但是这计划已经被毁了 but that plan has since been ruined.
我很抱歉 我的尺子卡在把手里了 I'm sorry. My yardstick got caught in the handle.
可恶的杰夫·林恩（著名的英文作曲家） Jeff friggin' Lynne.
我还以为你想要庆祝万圣节 I thought you wanted to celebrate Halloween.
我想 I did.
那是我一直期盼的 And it was everything I hoped for...
恶作剧的孩子们 到处都是装饰品 trick-or-treaters, decorations everywhere.
但是有一个人不在 But one person was missing...
T女士 Mrs. T.
谁是T女士 Who is Mrs. T?
你啊 还记得吗 You. Remember?
我给你买的那顶假发 The wig I bought you with the bow?
不记得 No.
不过那不重要 因为我很高兴你来了 But it doesn't matter, because I'm glad you came.
这对我来说意义重大 It means a lot.
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我同情那些追着我妻子的傻瓜 I pity the fools who come after my wife!
我讨厌这个节日 I hate this holiday.
额 老爸 那些小屁孩还是会来的 Uh, dad, those teenagers are still coming,
我们的鸡蛋又都碎了 and all our eggs are broken.
我们要怎么办 What are we gonna do?
我们要想一个办法 We need to figure out a way
把这些阿飞吓得屁滚尿流 不敢回来 to scare those punks so badly, they'll never come back.
有什么吓得住青春期的男生啊 What scares teenage boys?
我知道 I know.
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看来你们全家都来看戏了啊 Looks like the whole family came to see the show.
万圣节快乐啊 女士 Happy Halloween, lady!
衣服不错嘛 Nice costume.
是谁在说话 Who said that?
我 I did.
对青春期小子来说 最可怕的 The scariest thing to a teenage boy
就是青春期少女 is a teenage girl.
你们女生装扮的什么啊 What are you girls, uh, dressed as?
不关你的事 Dot worry about it.
你们几个樟脑丸又是装扮的什么啊 What are you tampons dressed as?
额 其实我们是扮的一部电影的角色 Um, actually, we're from a movie.
这个插话的小骚货是谁啊 Who's this chimin'-in bitch?
你们几个垃圾想用这些假领带忽悠谁呢 You scrotes think you're flowing anyone with those clip-on ties?
这不是假领带 It's not a clip...
这几个大姨妈敢跟我们撒谎了 These panty stains lying to us now?
把鸡蛋放下来 废柴们 Drop the eggs, losers.
如果我再听说你们几个小婊砸 If I hear about any of you 'ginas
接近这间房子 coming around this house again,
我和姐妹们就去你们学校 me and my girls are gonna come to your school
告诉大家你们的火箭飞船 and tell everyone how you have tiny, little...
有多么迷你 rocket ships.
干这些事不值得 None of this is worth it.
噢 Ohh!
让他自生自灭吧 Leave him!
摔得好 Nice fall!
扔得好 Nice throw.
我要怎么谢谢你们啊 How can I thank you girls?
能给我们上几打济马饮料的话 那可是极好的 Wouldn't object if you hooked us up with some zimas.
她在开玩笑 她在开玩笑 She's kidding! She's joking.
谢谢你们离开公园来这里帮我们 Thanks for leaving the park to come help us out.
没关系 我们生来就为了除婊安良 No worries. We live for this stuff.
明天学校见 See you tomorrow at school.
最好给我留点柠檬头（美国80年代的摇滚乐队） Better save me some lemonheads.
好了 你们还傻站着干什么 Well? What are you standing around for?
今天是万圣节 我们去“不给糖就捣乱”吧 It's Halloween! Let's go trick-or-treating!
真的吗 Really?!
那算了 我们回家吧 Fine. Let's just go home.
不 “不给糖就捣乱” 我们走吧 No! Trick-or-treating! Let's go!
好哒 All right!
嘿 来个人推我啊 Hey! Someone needs to wheel me!
我终于能体会到奶奶的感受了 Now I know how grandma feels.
这感觉 爽炸了 This... feels... amazing!
如果你把糖都吃光 You know, if you eat all that candy,
你会生病的 you're gonna get sick.
大不了我就吃药呗 Then I'll take medicine.
你的T先生装扮很酷耶 老爸 It's cool you chose Mr. T as your costume, dad.
你知道这个发型实际上是为了继承非洲传统吗 Did you know his hairstyle actual honor his african heritage.
有些人真是出口成章啊 Someone wrote a paper.
我在饮料瓶上看到的 I wrote it on a ***.
我已经尽力了 This is as far as I go.
看来这个万圣节还是不错的嘛 Well, this Halloween turned out great.
我们不再住在死亡街区了 We no longer live on a dead street.
孩子们也玩得开心 The kids had fun.
我的羽毛耳环还在 My feather earing stayed in.
投资房也完好无损 And the investment house is safe.